Excuses, excuses

The slacker says, “There’s a lion in the road—
a lion in the public square!”
A door turns on its hinges,
and a slacker, on his bed.
The slacker buries his hand in the bowl;
he is too weary to bring it to his mouth.
In his own eyes, a slacker is wiser
than seven men who can answer sensibly.
Proverbs 26:13-16

Slackers are full of excuses, and we all know what excuses are like!